Today we enter to find Kyouka sick in bed! Oh no! |
"Hmmm, we're on the precipice of war. This is no good..." |
"...And so I have taken charge of the situation, and gathered you all here. Today, we fight for our display case!" |
"Squeak squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak. Squeak squeak squeak squeak!" |
"Today will be the biggest battle to date. Our enemy will be strong, and some of you will not survive." |
"Squeak." |
"E-excuse me! ...Where is the enemy?" |
"Isn't that obvious?... You're standing on it." |
*GASP* |
"Do not fear comrades, for I have called in the special task force from the neighboring display case to help us." |
"I also have intel from Vancouver customs that two of our own are being held hostage in the box..." |
"Let's win this war." |
"*Sinister squeak*" |
And so, the task force used their highly trained skills to take on the enemy's first line of defense; packaging. |
They made quick work of it, and returned to their respective display case for tea and cookies and such. |
Next, a mage and a mahou tsundere were sent in to remove waste and debris, because no one likes to fight in garbage. |
They also made quick work of it. |
But somehow became injured and were send home for bandaids and chemo therapy. |
Enter a priestess and a Madoka to seal the enemy inside their boxes... |
...for an easy retrieval of the hostages! Cue ninja-ing to make the boxes disappear magically. |
Look how scared they are! Poor Dr. Pepper-chan and tootooloo~! |
Ninja Totori escorts Dr. Pepper-chan and tootooloo~ back to Sergeant Minami. Tootooloo~ seems to be even more afraid of her than the hostage situation! |
With the hostages safe, Corporal Minami's army assembles, and prepares to fight. |
...Captain Minami's army assembles some more. |
Lieutenant Minami's army assembles! Finally. |
Brigadier General Minami arrives on the scene with her valiant steed, sort-of Clover Bloom! |
When all of a sudden... |
A bright flash! The army is immobilized! |
The first line of defense is taken out somehow! |
Commodore Minami is down, and sort-of Clover Bloom has been vaporized! |
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ReplyDeleteGod tier unboxing. I laughed, I cried, I FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'd at the cliffhanger ending. Moar!
Also my jelly is infinite of the haul itself D:
that looks like a sweet carpet there
ReplyDeleteIt's actually my blanket!
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